Apr 27, 2011

sOni eliksOn fOn & si pOet buJang LapOk...



Sila visayangalai ennal solla mudiyavillai... Paatta padelanna, paada teriyilla. Irunthalum oru cinna bit... Kallil aditcha athu kaiyum arum, sollil aditcha athu aarathu. Vatta nilavu athu mele poci katdi ilutha athu vaarathu...

Like it or not, i got to hold my horses for now, because things seems to be really in slow motion. At the moment, it's definitely best for me to smile politely, shake hands humbly and wait. This is the time when i could only say... lets face it, its called Vidhi. Hmm.... kaanuthal, anubavithal, ertrukolthal... oru periya perumoochi.... fussshhhh. Aatha karunai katduvalo, Vettaikarar ayya tan sollai kapathuvaro... tensen tensen tensen, ore tensenappa. Kadaisiyile ennai paithiyakarana alaiye vitrathingo...

Other than that..... I've got a new phone oady. This is important yo. This is the moment i've been waiting for. I am going to forget the rest of the world for some time. I dont care. I am about to plunge into the mantle of 'posthistoricmusiczernation'.

I know i deserve this after so long waiting in agony. Just forget about the circumstances. Consider the honor. Sony Ericksson W20i. Soni Elikson oh.... 4gb micro sd memory oh! Kannu pada poguthaiya sony founder're... Oru periya pusinikkava paathu phone'na nalla sutti podanum ayya. Ithu enn ariyamalo, tatperumaiyo illaingo, aanal, avan avan phone'na mulangara mathiri pakkurango!

En phone'ne mattum parkathingo, nan isaiyai evalavu maatikirennu unarungal. Ithu saraku kitte tonguvatarku illai. En unarvugalai eppadi solvathu...? Let me ask each of you... what happens when you put a electric guitar and the pullangulal ochestra together. Amazing things can happen when you put different instruments together. Tarai tappadai ellam poiye, ippo ellam high tech electronica music vantirichi... clear crystal sound pro multi dimensional spectrum bbe effects... Ungal kullapam ennaku puriyithu...

Every music director's - composer's teach each other. They communicate with each other. They came from different backgrounds, different ideas of what music is and they have different ways of expressing themselves. Imagine... individuality, cultures, genres, creativity, spirituality, vibrating together... When this combines together you come up with a colour no one could digest enough. Semma saapadungo...

I would like to admit a thing here... that nowadays I prefer to be forthright, i mean to be spontanious - direct forward. Even when this could lead to serious conflicts. This is because, i learned that being diplomatic makes things easier in the short term, but leads to problems in the long run. But saying what needs to be said will require serious thought and considerable courage!

So let me say it loud.

If you could imagine...
a lovely couple in a beautiful rural setting
the smell of earth after rain
that blend together a brief love affair

If you could believe...
the above said scenery caused you
a sudden revelation
the resolution of a mystery
a solution for all problems

then, you gotta call me...
because i need someone,
not just anyone,
and i know you need someone too
so, jom kahwin...

written by,
si pOet buJang LapOk
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Apr 22, 2011

kali perungaya dappa!

AR Rahman wins oscar & said 'ellam pugallum iraivaneke'... Imagine one day Satyaraj sir wins oscar for best actor of the world. He enters the stage, bla bla bla, raised his hands up in the air & humbly says 'kali perungaya dappa,' followed by a 15 minutes standing ovation! There will be numerous fiction, synopsis & inquiries about the origin of kali perungaya dappa, whether it is just a song title or there's any other reason behind it.

Someone came up with the theory... that AR is a believer, he said ellam pugallum iraivaneke but Satyaraj sir is nastigan - a non believer, so he came up with kali perungaya dappa which means in total - nothing in the end or simply nothing in the dappa - the container...

The world goes wild, there will be various debates amongts world leaders, philosopers, theologist & religionist. Maestro Ilayaraaja sir becomes famous all over again for he's the composer of the song. Record breaking sales of the old piring hitam, audio video cassettes, cd's & dvd's. Musicians re-wrote the songs in many genre & sang kali perungaya dappa in their own slang. Not forgetting the mind blowing remixes too! Ka ka ka ka kali pe pe pe perungaya dap dap dap dappa!

Enough of that.. Imagine this...

The no 1 mountaineer of the world, nick named - Suppiah Montgomery or Pendekar Gunung Hima, refused to accept any sponsorship for his next most dangerous Mount Everest climb for world peace. Many big companies queues his door step with billions of dollars that for advertisement sake, he would raise their company flag on top of Mount Everest. But he showed them the way out. I say you GET OUT!



He's going there alone carrying with him some pure nitroglycerin explosive canisters. Why he carries along explosive substance was a mystery. Bla bla bla... fast-forward, now there he is... standin' at the top of Mount Everest, he is murmuring something for a while, raised his hands like stone cold steve austin and yells, Kali Perungaya Dappa!!!! 
The world goes wild again... 

Apr 20, 2011

24am Pulikesi Revolutionary Ideas ... will keep on updating ...




point form...

- every road side advertisement boards goes to besi buruk if there's no peruntukkan for road signs & road lights.

- everyone earn same salary, no etra talvu, equanimity in everything...

- every politicians should stay in army camp like soldiers, wear uniform, even during foreign tour stay in army base, they should not have own business, visit their family twice a year like real soldiers & earn same salary like ordinary people.

- scientists should stop nuclear, missile, bio-genetic cloning, bio-chemical reasearches, instead invest in ''bracking'' system, no need to change brakes anymore, bike brake lining, car brake disc, cycle brake lining, keta lembu manual brake..

- rapist, murderer & mullamari shall be classified as mental & to be sent to tg rambutan hills for public exhibition ...

- jadhi sandai among fruitcakes should be held in International stadium di khalayak ramai, winner & loser di sembur caani.

- vayadi rakkama's & tatperumai perumal's di lastic di mulut & disapu paldin dua belah pipi sebelum di-sevenni arai!  


eppadi emmathu raaja tantiram... !


will keep on updating new rules...




evvanda enna naiyinnu sonnathu?

Apr 13, 2011

Hepi petta dai...


















Sariya 5.30ku, Ilayaraja, Ar.Rahman kudtani isaiyil, idiyodu sernta puyal katru, peiyum pisasum talaivirute ode, paambum kazhugum sandaiyai niruti kolapatille parke, kurangugal talaiyil kaivaitu kucal pode, muthalaigal tirumbi parkamel tannikul ode, tidirenna kua kua sattham. Ade ceh, ivan taana!






















Fade to black. Next scene:

Engamma kaiyle siricikitte oru baby , sutrilum ore samiyarenge... and the monks says, 'poranthe kulaintaiku puthu perai kaathil othura matiri, ivan kathile appape 'yenda poranthennu' othi-kitte irunge.. ithuthan ivannathu tarage manthiram...' 'Itho, intha 3 inchi tanga aani-yai ivan talai uchi mandaiyil adichi-irakunge, ithuthan ivannathu kabala yantram!' 'Naangal varugirom... jeh jehng..'

Odanneh, my mother whispers... 'yenda porante, yenda porante, yenda porante.. Dumbfound muted baby then says: 'kuakhuye, ibibibre eyaae..?' ( meaning - apa benda yang ngkau merepek nih? )

Conclusion:  Hmm... 32 varusham ayirichi... innum yenthan poranthennu ennaku teriyavillaingo... 30 vayasile, 60 vayasu kullapangal! My thoughts are scattered over places. Somehow, I felt incomplete... for I missed that part of my soul the 'barbarians' chewd up... ambik ngkau!

Life holds many mysteries, birthday, deathday, japanese drama, "sittiiii, ammi ammi ammi mitithu-metti oli, kasthuri oh oh ohoho kasthuri" drama series, black & white movies, ultraman cartoon, wayang kulit kerbau, 80's, 90's, sephia, sophia, isabella, nostalgia, romantica, minnal, oviyam, kadhalan, and the list goes on... maaayai, ellam maaayai! But, there's some point in this system that I liked very much.

Pala kastangalilum, sila santhoshangal... zerrrrrrrrrzrlrp.... rewain jap, flashback... early this year 2011 is set for emotional outburts... semma outane nearangal... hmm... middle of the year, so far ok je. My target, is to settle down and stablize by Dec 2011... because next year by January 2012, I nak pindah planet. Sekadar swimming pool & pelbagai sungai kecik kecik boleh lah... brenang pakai tangan... tsunami size suming pool sori beb. 2012 is the end? I dont want to mandi and die at the same time...

But perhaps that would be nice.. rather than to die in the hands of peragut beg tangan wanita... kena pau & di-aruval, or die in the hands of people who are fighting over religious ideals, hating and hurting one another in the name of God, love and money... Politics, too much politics everywhere...

Mudiyathu, mudiyave mudiyathu... yaraiyum tiruteve mudiyathu... it's a planetary problem... born of having forgotten who we really are, and for what purpose we are on this earth... somorang nak kaya, nak fames, nak jadi hero, lupa diri, indera kayangan, gaya mutu keungulan, putera puteri rayal family, time mati dibakar dengan paper made laptop, kreta mecedis benz & rumah flat 5 tingkat...

ade ceh... hari ni aku berfday pun cita pasal nak mati...


Apr 7, 2011

dipLoma in crOnic depressiOn...

















Nalvittaiyum nyanamum pera,
Uyarpatavigal adaiya,
Manakavalai tira,
Mazhaiyena varum tunbam paniyenna ninga,
Vairaikya nilai aieta,
Ilvazkaiyil inbam pera,
Anaitayum turakkum mananilai peravai...

Aisey man, sudah silap! I buat terbalik la. 'Anaitayum turakkum mananilai peravai!' No joke, serious. For any radical minded out there, perhaps you'd re-consider the so-called 'bliss' or truth in detachement... but dont lose hope, start anew from the beginning and you may be saved from cronic depression. The meaning of 'turavam' or non-attachement is deeper than any black holes.

I am the light that shines over all things. I am everything. From me all came forth, and to me all return. Split a piece of wood, and I am there. Lift a stone, and you will find me there. And behold, the kingdom of heaven is within you.

Meanwhile... life is waiting....    

Apr 4, 2011

Enna petha Aathaa...

Vizhi mudinen, vilitu-kondathu un ninaivu...

Is it aruL or just plain fear?
En, central nervous system'mane puruva matti'yil,
electric current'daga ni rushing'ga vanthathum,
nan appadiya shock aithen, aatha... (no joke, serious)

rilek rilek, Aadi ki oru vaati, ammavasai-ki oru vaati anathu en sitting's...
uuthi veicha petrol'le gappu gappu'ne thee pudicha mathiri vantha, eppadi?
papati rekkai high speed vegathile kathu-adicha eppadi irukum,
perumaiyum bayamum kalanthe 'nadegeling's...'   
eppadiyo, ithu oru inimaiyana santhippu thaan...


Apr 2, 2011

Canfuse of India...

Breaking news....






















Engkittaye en phone'ne kaati kathai solrango. Kadupa aiyten yuvaranar. Comedikum oru alavundhu... Enna seiyirathu, I couldnt be the same person I used to be and the given situation wont persist me to... Im stuck between 'idhu namaku tevaiyillai' and 'ulagirku idhu ellam avasiya tevaigal' - list.. judged by ordinary people, ie: status, branded & exclusive, etc.

Naan munbe anthe ragasiya katavugalai tiranthu antaranga ulagai parthu vitten. Ondrum illathe suniya'thai anubavachi vitten. Arinthu otharku uriyavanai unarnthen, piragu naanum oru sara-seri manithan pole seithal athu ariyamai tane. Odti odtame irukayile, maya alaigalile sikki kankaanamal tolaintida pala muyarchigal... Naan oppukolgiren, semma setting thaan!

Idhu ellam ninaika mudiyavillai... Oru virattiyile, ellam pongada endru, perinba vasalai full time'ma tedi sella periya tadaigal ethumvum illai. 'This is canfuse of india'... Im confuse of my destiny. I wonder if i should seek professionals help to create a wishlist of my own. Of my own? Idhu baba'virku varamma, sabamma? Parpom anthe iswaranin lilaiyai. Suvadharma paripalana... Dot!

கலிகாலம் தலைவிரித்து ஆடுகின்றது. இங்கு கெட்ட மனிதர்களுக்கும் கெட்ட சிந்தனை உள்ளவர்களுக்கும்தான் இடமுண்டு....

Kali kaalam talai virithu adukindrathu... ingu ketta manitargalukkum ketta sinthanai ullavargalukkum-thaan idammundru...

Idhu ellam maayai endral, pinbu etharku athuvum-idhuvum-ethuvum, nadai-perukirathu? Idhu verum maayai endral, idhu ellam ondrum illai endral, naam anubavitha porulgalai ellam enge + etharku kondusellvathu? Reality vs Morality. Senses vs Nonsense! Polambings of India... Ade vidunga brother,  june ponaal july katre...