Ennada valkai ithu, netru iruntavar indru illai. Orunal ithu enakum nadakum. Adutha varushamo, mathamo, adutha nimasamo, yaruku teriyum. Savei tedi selvoruku kadtaiya-paduthi vidhi valavaikirathu. Vazha ninaiporku savvu alaithu selkirathu. En udalodu sernthu manamum sorntiruntathu.... tukkam edti edti partathu, konjum neram songs... aasaiyal unnai allavendum, anbinal unnai kollavendum serum nal idhuthaan... la la la la la, nagumo oh sugamo... sikubukke sikubukku raiyileee.. zzz..
Meendum kosu! aiyo.... tungavum mudiyile, mulicherikevum mudiyile... indraiku enakennu yarume ilaye. Petci tunaiki oru alavathu irukangala inge. Sutrilum krappu talaiya iruku. Sikiram ayat panni, oru figurai tuki life'le settle laviya... athai vittudu, ilakiyam, kalanjiyam, panjamirtam'mennu pesikiturikiye. Atavuthu vanthu, mantira'talle, mango viluvatillai. Atukennu oru kalam neram vanta, paluthu kile tannale vilum maanganni! Parpoom... zzz...
I open my eyes and saw a palaeolithic man standing beside me. He looks alike Steve Martin. Ore pogai mootham..
Soul: Who are you?
Yama: Me casa de señor Yama-Dharma-Rajan! Ha ha ha.. Dont you afraid of me, dont you afraid of death!
Soul: Why are you here?
Yama: Best jobs are the ones that nobody knows that you were even there. Answer my question, dont you afraid of death?
Soul: I used to.. but livin' transformer part 15.. is a near death experience... moreover, mom has promised: 'have no fear, Jakkama is here...!'
Yama: puzzling explanations...
Soul: Yama, i died already. Moochai mattume svatithu kondirukkiren, aanal valavillai. My arivu and ninaivu is beyond the meaning of ninaivu and arivu... my intelect is incomprehensible and beyond the meaning of incomprehensible and intelect. The way i define things have no definition. Yama, what is death, anyway? Meendum kaan vizhike-mudiyathe oru mayakka nilai. Naan savamal sagindren. En nilaiyai ninanthu parka mudiyavillai, because im death by livin'.
Yama: What about your tuyaram and the people around you?
Soul: People standing outside, will check their time oftenly, murmuring, how long we have to wait here.. and for how many days. 'Sikkirom poyi seyRranna paru.. sangai uthunum'ma, 4 kattaiyile podtu erichomma'ne illame... summa izhu-thukkithea irukanne! They would be mad, i havent died yet.
Yama: What about your wife then?
Soul: I dont have one. Say if i have a loving wife.. but for how many days she will be...? People forgets one day. Alaiyil adum kayitham, athilum enna kayivam, nilai illathe manithargal, avarkum enna uravugal?
Yama: How do u know these things?
Soul: Kannadasan.
Yama: Ngkau nak mampus pun, ada time buat lawak lah! No, i meant, how you realise this?
Soul: Yama, you tangkap uyir saje... pasal hidup, kau takan mengerti. Here on earth, we've got BMW 3.0 Vtec and many barefooted kids. Kanavugalile vaalum manitargal kodi palar undu, and on the other hand, matravar valvai vaalum sila braindamundos'um undu!
Plenty of khorai kandepudikkum mare-kalendravargal's too! Here, we have secret recipe, papa rich and tepi lorong garbage bins cafe. Here, we have buddhas, paramatmas, rishis... and on the other hands, we've got orang minyak, zinta bai and pattasu balu's.
Here, we have inimaiyane mell-isai songs, maestro's, isai puyal's and on the other hand's we have sound of abuse, backstabin' mix, kathara kathara katharal's. Here on earth, so many un-natural things are called nature (iyarkai) Here on earth, perhaps one day, we may have ondarai kodi birth rate per minute, but on the other hands, we've got people like you Yama, robbin' peoples life's not lived. Here on earth, we've got kannuku teriyathe astonishing arputangal, and on the other hand, we've got kaanethire nadaiperum ___ kodurangal.
Here, they lived under the same sun, they breathe the same air, then they curse each other's differences. They call themselves whites, blacks, yellows, high class, low class, no ticket- roof top train classes. The untouchables.. Here on earth, they live for the same purpose, they strive for the same happiness, they speak the same shit, but those 'hired to fix problems become problems themselves.' Here, we've got indian chicks behaves like velakarichee babes...
Yama: How do you know all these, you 'short circuit' or sage, or you have moolam?
Soul: No, i was born on the other side and my favourite food is cendol... Yama, enough of questioning me.. tell me the truth, you are from pluto isnt it?
Yama: err... err... Maybe...
Soul: Why are you wearing kura-kura?
Yama: Its a gift. When i caught bruce lee.. it was a tough fight. Fist of the dragon! But i used 'saathai' and won! He gave it to me as a gift.
Soul: Oic. where is gupta?
Yama: Poor gupta, he lost brahma's protocol's again... i heard he's stuck at punjab.
Soul: Cho sad...
Yama's pick up log:
A very rare case indeed... disappointment, always has been, always will be. Case requires professional perfection and total detachment. Refer back to HQ.
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