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Vettaikaran ayya...

nalla iruppOm, nalla iruppOm, ellarOm nalla iruppOm...
and nO One cOuld understand this...

A successful communicatiOn includes mutually interesting connections between the speakers, or an 'unknown' connections of 'certain things' both the speakers had. For this to happen, those engaging in conversation must find a topic on which they both can relate to, in some sense.

Can thought exist separately from consciousness? You ask questions at some point of your life, the sort of questions people don't ask. Maybe life just can't be solved. And I just want to know if I'm crazy or not... if what I think is happening is actually happening. Or am I one of those people who are blind to what's going on? Who pretend not to see... And when a given situation no longer corresponds to the normal faculties of the original, the visitor suffers some sort of disconnected consciousness. Followed by non-human manifestations.

Life endlessly, repeating itself. Everything you pursue, you end up becoming disinterested in. The fact that you're good at everything you try, makes it worse. You could be a terrific Superman but you drifted away to be Cicakman and finnaly you turned out to be a postmen. You had an actual gift for understanding and you know that there will be a group of people to be arranged for you to achieve your goal. And they didn't even know they were being arranged.

You've spent your whole life thinking nobody is looking over you, and suddenly your subconscious is an open book. We are, for the first time, experiencing changes in natural reality by a force not our own.

Sometimes, you wonder how deeply you think about 'those' things, eventhough no one particularly impressed on how you felt. I know all of this is 'maya'... I am standing in a mist of dust... but you don’t get such quality entertainment and mind blowing performance anywhere... I am an observer and am not an pleasure oriented audience... but my feet were naturally drawn in this direction. Personally, I think it's God... at least, it fits my definition.

Vettaikaran ayya said.....


Nambinor-ellam sendru vittargal, unnai karka-vaitirupor ellam kuda maraintu vittargal... Nadanthavai ellam vittu vidu, ini nadake povathai parpommada... Unnai naan sirappaga vazha vaikiren, ovvondrai sirappaga amaitiduven... Oru nal miga sirappaga ni valntidum poluthu, appoluthu teriyum avargaluku ni yaar endru... Iruthi varaiyil varuvathu nam namam ondrutan, indru ni seiythavai ellam, naalai un namam olitidum.


Osai vidum munne, athai sirappage seithu mudikka mudinthal'tan osaiyidunum... Inthe varudatirkul nan unnidam osaiyittavai ellam sirappaga nadantidum, illaiyel, nan amarntirukkum ivvidathai vittu naan sendru vidukiren... saariya? Naan sonnavai ellam miga sirappagave nadaiperum, ithu uruthiyada... Unnaku nadanthe timaiyai ellam ninaitu kondiruntal athu timaiyaithan poiserum, nallavai ellam ninaitiru, 5 vaaram annaiyai tarisithu 'ellorom nandraga iruppom' endru avallidam osaiyittu vaa. Vetri namake.. sendru vaa.
  

Rimot kantrol, x bleh kontrol...

Question: hmm.. sollunge, enna vheLai seyaringe?

Answer: naan oru despatchinge... endru sonna udane, avar mugathile oru aru-arupane siripu.

Question: ohhhh, enna padicirikenge?

Answer: nithee nermai... singing 'manasekullil aapu vantecha, vantecha vantecha?'

Question: _______ ?? (our guy cabut, muka merah kehijauan)

Tuya tamizhile pulamai puriyum perArinnyare, matRavar kuraiyil gavanam selutuvathuvida, un kuraigalai araya vendummada. Un udalai arokyammage vaipathu poleve, un manathaiyum arokyammageve vaithiruke vendum. Seriyane santosam, sogam, mogam, veruppu, paruppu, aduppu, attherchi pola unarvugalai anubavithal vendum.

Nyaya aniya'yarthirku athibathiyana engkittaiye ni vaatam seivathu... ehmm, ithu nalatherku alle... Namme bittai namakittaye poderingele... Pesum vallamai oru 'nikmat'- iraivan padaipil oru maaperum athi'sayangalil ondragum. Ehvan oruvan tan naavai kaatiduvano avan.. tan maaNatai (mAnum) kaatiduvan. Piragu, puram pesuvathu patri sila kuripugal... Evidathil tamakku nyayam kidaikiratho, ange aruthalum mane amaithiyum peruvatale, silaridum tammaku erpattirundha siramangal'laiyum piralal anubavittha aniyaye tunbangalaiyum solvathu, puram illaingoO!

Namme, namme kulanthainge'kitte valkaiyile pala visayangal solli-kudukerom, anal... valkai endral enna enbathai namma kulainthe kitte thaan kattukenum! Manushane, manushana parkarathu evalo periya vishayam.. athu ennaku unarvu'purvamagave terigirathu, agave naan periya padipu'taan padichirikken... Sila per london selvargal, paris selvargal, yehn rombe, balik kampung kude selvargal... naan en idhyathai vittu selgiren...

tata bai bai...

i see dumb drivers...

Neil Armstrong was the 1st man on the moon. He went to a trip to the universe. Now i will take you to a trip to see the Jalan Ampang-Hulu Kelang road. Get ready for the ride. Mane urchagathirku: kadttipudi vaitiyam, abathu avasara'therku: kall adi vaitiyam (dikejar anjing), and finally, buttisali driver'galukku: saalai vazhai palam vaitiyam thaan!

Inime kall'lai katti kondu povatillai, 1 pai neraiya vazhai palatol'ai stanby'ya vetchikennum. Eppepo buttisali driver'gal arivu porvamane driving skill ellam kaatum pothu, pacakennu visitu picikennum. Beware drivers, vazhai pala tol awaiting you. Oru idatile olunga otrungila? Erkeneve 1008 kuliyum bumper'rumma irukku, tevai-yillathe traffic light, kolapadiyane sign boards or no sign board at all, ithile ninga vere yanda comedy panndringe? Vaanti varuthu. Manesan konjum nal vazha ninaikirathu tappa? Sollunge, nan solrathu tappa, en tangame...

hanpon poyinthi.. poye poyinthi....

7.15am... selamat pagi Aathaa dan Matura Veeran sar... saya berada di dalam kawasan liputan anda, saya minta maaf sekiranya terinjum teriyamalum kesilapan berlaku... diharap saya akan dijaga dengan sebaiknya.

Bahawasanya sejak ulagam tondriya mudhal, indru present varaikum, pala kodi vagai kejadian telah berlaku, sedang berlaku dan akan berlaku. Setiap kejadian ini perlu penterjermahan yand tepat, gambaran yang jelas dan perlu dikategeraiskan dengan pengexplenan yang sewajarnya.

Whether its Bencana alam or Ezhuthi veika-patta vidhi, 'settings' from HQ. Terpulang kepada pembaca blog sekalian untuk mengkatogarikan kejadian kejadian seperti... kite dikejar anjing, bini dilarikan orang, kete dihempap pokok, pokok dihempap kete dan sebagainya....

Actually, rungsingan ini ditaja oleh kehilangan hanpon! Hanpon dikebas penyangak malam... Masa tu aku tengah tidur, hanpon tu kat sebelah aku je. Nak rembat hanpon tu pun, sim card pulang balik lah, letak atas meja ke... Total contact lost brader... lagi pun tak payah lah aku nak ke Digi Centre.. sib bek Jeya ada...

Nasihat kepada kawan kawan, kunci lah pintu bilik korang, pakai mangga dan durian yang besar. Lagi safe kalau hanpon tu di jampi. Tak mungkin berani pencuri nak langkah jasad korang semata mata nak curi hanpon time korang tidur.

Aku dah ucap takziah di atas kepergian hanpon tu dan reda di atas apa yang berlaku... setiap kejadian ada maksud disebaliknya. Tapi sedikit terkilan jugak di hati, hanpon tu lah jadi walkman aku yang canggih.  Kejadian ini tidak boleh dikategorikan kehilangan harte bende, malapetaka, bencana alam saje. Berat... bagaikan kehilangan penawar penyakit... kini telingaku tidak boleh menghindari pencemaran bunyi manusia manusia korporat...

I cant stop'em from babbling all kind of bull shit. Dulu, just plug in earphone kiri kanan and lose myself from the entire outer world. I lived in my own electric field... an inner world of plutonium imaginations. I would be lost in some kind of a scientific peace.

Dedicating this song for our thief brother...

Iravin madiyil urangum poluthu

punaipol oruvan...

en mana vedhanai yar arivar?

unmaiyai sonnaal yar unarvar?

ulle oruvan urangu-gindrane

veliyil oruvan ulavu-gindrane

ellam therindhum umaiyai pole

irukkindrane en thalaivan....

Imagine this... anthe kalavani mattum kayile matdhunan endral, T.R irukira room'le vechi pudti, oru 5 hour'ruku, avar sorpolivai kerkattum. Veliye vantha udane, Arjun sir, karate style'le oru peiy arai, kannatile ennadi kaiyum'mene varu-vatirkul, Vadivukarasi'yum, Gandhimati'yum oru 2 hour-ruku left and right patche pathceya ketkenum... Kaathile rattatodhu varumpodhu, tidir enna Basha bai vetcaru oru penumbuk tiang lampu, athen piragu vidiya kalaiyil 6 maniki kaan-mulitthu parkum poluthu, antha parkama vantha M.kumaran son of mahaletcumi udtaru oru street fighter backflip kick.. matter over!

Kalau korang nak buat forin kol cakap je lah... tak payah curi hanpon sekali. Pahal pulak dengan korang ni.. sakit otak ke? Aku repot kat FBI kang baru tau... ceh... vade poche...

Eduthenna pathikittu eriyum.. Appothan ennapatthi unakku puriyum...

Ennada valkai ithu, netru iruntavar indru illai. Orunal ithu enakum nadakum. Adutha varushamo, mathamo, adutha nimasamo, yaruku teriyum. Savei tedi selvoruku kadtaiya-paduthi vidhi valavaikirathu. Vazha ninaiporku savvu alaithu selkirathu. En udalodu sernthu manamum sorntiruntathu.... tukkam edti edti partathu, konjum neram songs... aasaiyal unnai allavendum, anbinal unnai kollavendum serum nal idhuthaan... la la la la la, nagumo oh sugamo... sikubukke sikubukku raiyileee.. zzz..

Meendum kosu! aiyo.... tungavum mudiyile, mulicherikevum mudiyile... indraiku enakennu yarume ilaye. Petci tunaiki oru alavathu irukangala inge. Sutrilum krappu talaiya iruku. Sikiram ayat panni, oru figurai tuki life'le settle laviya... athai vittudu, ilakiyam, kalanjiyam, panjamirtam'mennu pesikiturikiye. Atavuthu vanthu, mantira'talle, mango viluvatillai. Atukennu oru kalam neram vanta, paluthu kile tannale vilum maanganni! Parpoom... zzz...

I open my eyes and saw a palaeolithic man standing beside me. He looks alike Steve Martin. Ore pogai mootham..

Soul: Who are you?

Yama: Me casa de señor Yama-Dharma-Rajan! Ha ha ha.. Dont you afraid of me, dont you afraid of death!

Soul: Why are you here?

Yama: Best jobs are the ones that nobody knows that you were even there. Answer my question, dont you afraid of death?

Soul: I used to.. but livin' transformer part 15.. is a near death experience... moreover, mom has promised: 'have no fear, Jakkama is here...!'

Yama: puzzling explanations...

Soul: Yama, i died already. Moochai mattume svatithu kondirukkiren, aanal valavillai. My arivu and ninaivu is beyond the meaning of ninaivu and arivu... my intelect is incomprehensible and beyond the meaning of incomprehensible and intelect. The way i define things have no definition. Yama, what is death, anyway? Meendum kaan vizhike-mudiyathe oru mayakka nilai. Naan savamal sagindren. En nilaiyai ninanthu parka mudiyavillai, because im death by livin'.

Yama: What about your tuyaram and the people around you?

Soul: People standing outside, will check their time oftenly, murmuring, how long we have to wait here.. and for how many days. 'Sikkirom poyi seyRranna paru.. sangai uthunum'ma, 4 kattaiyile podtu erichomma'ne illame... summa izhu-thukkithea irukanne! They would be mad, i havent died yet.

Yama: What about your wife then?

Soul: I dont have one. Say if i have a loving wife.. but for how many days she will be...? People forgets one day. Alaiyil adum kayitham, athilum enna kayivam, nilai illathe manithargal, avarkum enna uravugal?

Yama: How do u know these things?

Soul: Kannadasan.

Yama: Ngkau nak mampus pun, ada time buat lawak lah! No, i meant, how you realise this?

Soul: Yama, you tangkap uyir saje... pasal hidup, kau takan mengerti. Here on earth, we've got BMW 3.0 Vtec and many barefooted kids. Kanavugalile vaalum manitargal kodi palar undu, and on the other hand, matravar valvai vaalum sila braindamundos'um undu!

Plenty of khorai kandepudikkum mare-kalendravargal's too! Here, we have secret recipe, papa rich and tepi lorong garbage bins cafe. Here, we have buddhas, paramatmas, rishis... and on the other hands, we've got orang minyak, zinta bai and pattasu balu's.

Here, we have inimaiyane mell-isai songs, maestro's, isai puyal's and on the other hand's we have sound of abuse, backstabin' mix, kathara kathara katharal's. Here on earth, so many un-natural things are called nature (iyarkai) Here on earth, perhaps one day, we may have ondarai kodi birth rate per minute, but on the other hands, we've got people like you Yama, robbin' peoples life's not lived. Here on earth, we've got kannuku teriyathe astonishing arputangal, and on the other hand, we've got kaanethire nadaiperum ___ kodurangal.

Here, they lived under the same sun, they breathe the same air, then they curse each other's differences. They call themselves whites, blacks, yellows, high class, low class, no ticket- roof top train classes. The untouchables.. Here on earth, they live for the same purpose, they strive for the same happiness, they speak the same shit, but those 'hired to fix problems become problems themselves.' Here, we've got indian chicks behaves like velakarichee babes...

Yama: How do you know all these, you 'short circuit' or sage, or you have moolam?

Soul: No, i was born on the other side and my favourite food is cendol... Yama, enough of questioning me.. tell me the truth, you are from pluto isnt it?

Yama: err... err... Maybe...

Soul: Why are you wearing kura-kura?

Yama: Its a gift. When i caught bruce lee.. it was a tough fight. Fist of the dragon! But i used 'saathai' and won! He gave it to me as a gift.

Soul: Oic. where is gupta?

Yama: Poor gupta, he lost brahma's protocol's again... i heard he's stuck at punjab.

Soul: Cho sad...

Yama's pick up log: 

A very rare case indeed... disappointment, always has been, always will be. Case requires professional perfection and total detachment. Refer back to HQ.