Feb 25, 2011

super fast pendekaR

I think im a super fast pendekar... im able to handle any dangerous situation by just using a single pencil... Imagine screaming out loud the 'Jaws' background music... "peh pehm, peh pehm, peh pehm, peh pehm", with a sharp pencil in your hand.. sure the 'enemy' will run away... He might have lost the mental contest even before the actual 'battle' started. Pencil and anything sharp can be a weapon. I always keep a pen in my pocket, in case I meet an interesting babe, you know, tel. no and stuff. hehehe.

But in some cases, pencils do have its limitations. Imagine you are being chased by a group of dogs... here, what could have been saved you, is... the ultimate all time weapon- discovered & used by our fore-fathers for centuries... yeah.. we need stones, more stones!  If you are alone, and you are riding through housing areas or lonely streets, behold! you got to fill your bike's basket with stones... smart dogs may have been hiding below cars, and at any time, when you are not aware, shit happens! gua pernah kena beb, dikejar berkilo kilo meter...  :(



it was a good fight... rilek bro... kite kawe ya.
sorry guys, i could'nt elobrate more on this... i dont want to be assassinated for my controversial ideas.

wait for the updates...
internet slow..

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